Just runting

Today I called my long lost buddy....Nicky! I must say it was very nice to hear you... that delicious timbre of your voice hasn't changed....which is a good thing. Not to mention you're still a very very bad influence on a good girl like I am! wink, wink, nudge! nudge! OK nuf said I still have to talk to you and I'd prefer to do it when you're head isn't swollen! the other head, the one above your shoulders!
Well other than that I'm trying not to kill my computer by actually borrowing the axe by the fire escape...now wait a minute! Now that I think about it, there is an axe by the fire escape. I've watched enough horror movies to know that the minute that axe is no longer where it used to be ...Houston we gotta problem! The floor I live on is a chick floor sooner or later some guy is going to piss he's girlfreind off...normal everyday occurrenct....the only abnormality will be her inability to handle her anger thus running around hacking people into little peices as they run down the stairs from the false fire alarm that she set... and yes I watch way to many horror movies from my own good. But to be on the safe side I'll go have a word with management and see if the axe could be replaced with maybe a bucket of sand?