TGIF! Thank God It's Friday

Hello Happy People!
It's Friday! Well if you're a little behind the times and Friday hasn't gotten to your end of the world....BOOOYAH sucks to be yah!
So what does this mean, ideally that I shall not wake from slumber untill 9.00am, and there will be no guilt attached to it whatsoever! Then I shall roll over, plump the pillows and go back to sleep... ahhhh the thought is tantalizing. If the gods are in my favour they'll make it rain! Could it get any better, you're in bed, it's cold outside and rainy, and some sorry sod had to go to work... (Ok! Alright...you feel sorry for the sod for 5 mins, then you think...Hey they could always get another job... guilt trip over..see how easy that was? now go back to bed!)
When I finally get up...get a cup of tea... go back to bed, read a newspaper, while in bed... All things rotate around the bed till I remember that the lady running the bed and breakfast is running an experiment to see how fat I can get before I leave! Notice how the doors of the house are all double panelled to make it easier to remove overly large bodies from it? (refer to above left picture....just in case you need help) This lady's breakfast is lethal, a gastronomical 1-2 punch that Mohammed Ali would have to bow down to! I'm tellying yah, there wouldn't be any stinging bee business going on... it's an undisputed TKO!
I'll probably walk around the area, and this is not only to try and undo some of the damage done by the breakfast but to preserve the horses from the riding school, you don't see the darn animals until it's too late! Stupid Beasts! And it's not like the road is wide...Oh Heck no! it's a rinky dinky country road where the cars have to squeeze by at the bends, or someone reverses to the bend a.k.a Polite English Road Chicken! Sheesh... Of course the horse saunters off looking back as if to say... 'Yeah go ahead, make my day, take me on! how do you like that hood ornament on your windscreen?' While I'm on the topic... IN THIS DAY AND AGE IS IT NECESSARY TO RIDE A HORSE???!!!! what's the motor vehicle for? at least a car's not going to take off in another direction simply because it saw great grazing ground!
Right where was I?
Yes....sleeping my weekend in...I'll tell you how it was next week ;)
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