Sunday, May 14, 2006

Call me!


I look at the phone.
I check the dial tone, working.
So why hasn't he called me?

I'm going nuts, just waiting.
I turn on the telly to disguise the passing of time.
Two adverts, pizza and broadband.
He still hasn't called.

Dinner was great.
I thought we connected.
He was funny, I was charming.
So why hasn't he called.

I'm going to climb up the walls.
My hair's begging to be pulled out
I can't take it anymore.
CALL ME ALREADY!!!

in the event that said young gentleman does not call I shall refrain from deep seated need to redesign said young man's car with car keys. in the event said young man does not call I shall refrain from calling said man's phone and hanging up when he picks up, of course under the guise of checking he's phone was working! if said young man does not call I shall not refrain from practising retail therapy until I feel better, that being said, I hope said young man does not call!!!! :D

13 Comments:

Blogger spicebear said...

keying his car? giggle. well, at least you have stoped yourself from pouring bleach all over his clothes and sticking gum in the locks of his car door.

loool, i thought i was the only one who used to have to hold back from calling to make sure his phone is working. great post!

10:30 AM  
Blogger Farmgal said...

stunuh was going on gal?

11:22 AM  
Blogger Kabinti said...

Girl I feel you and spicebear too about the calling to see if the phone works lol. Lakini you must use utmost restraint in not calling until you pop a vein. i think retail therapy helps a lot in case things go ay-hwire. Damn!! may he call already!!

11:22 AM  
Blogger CiikuMrsBabes said...

he! Waiting for that phone call is a KILLER!!!!

I keep telling myself "Patience is a virtue"... LOL...

1:31 PM  
Blogger Stunuh Jay said...

@Spice: I'm dying here. I've turned off my phones and hidden them! Then I went for salsa and that just crowned the day!
@Farmgal: This man is killing me!
@Kabinti: I think I'm developing a split personality, namely Call and Don't Call
@Moviebuff: From now on I'm not dishing out my number! I'm taking numbers instead

4:13 PM  
Blogger Prousette said...

The things you do for... fill in the blank.

Did he call?

1:36 AM  
Blogger Stunuh Jay said...

@Prou: yah know! I'm really considering nunhood ! He still hasn't called.

3:30 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Spicebear ati sticking gum in the locks of the moti ? thats a new one looool

The waiting game sucks ! and the funny thing is when dude calls you jump for joy then answer the simu ( after 5 rings or so coz u dont wanna pick up the phone on the first ring and osund too eager ) in the most cool calm and collected manner possible loool

Oh the things we do tsk tsk tsk

7:10 AM  
Blogger Stephen A. Bess said...

Forget about him. You're Stunuh!! He's probably trying to juggle and became overwhelmed??? Who knows, but I'm only speaking from a male perspective. I never took it personal when someone didn't call. I figured that they had too much going on or they were just scared of the possibilities or... Well, you never know what's going on. I would just move on. Nice write up though. :)

11:58 AM  
Blogger Elle said...

This might put things into perspective.

Definitely not a cure-all, but hey, there's comfort in numbers.

9:38 AM  
Blogger Uaridi said...

Do you not remember that saying: That nen are like buses. If miss one, there is another one just round the corner!!!

Like the poem

10:31 AM  
Blogger Stunuh Jay said...

@devious:Amen sister, Amen! I'm getting rid of my phones. One shoul;d suffice for all the torture
@Mr. Bess: thanks...:)
@Mamamia: This is a systmeatic pandemic... something ought to be done! Jameni!
@Uaridi: I bet they work on KBS schedules!

4:16 PM  
Blogger Girl next door said...

That phone call thing--it just bugs me when people promise to call. It takes a lot of restraint to wait. The car is like another body part for most guys, so it's a tender spot to touch.

12:23 AM  

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