You know you've been dating another male species when....
1) You go out for dinner and the guy pays the bill without asking you if you wanted to go dutch (at which point he wonders if your feeling well when he sees the look of utter shock on your face!)
2) You're feeling cold and he gives you he's jacket to wear (you keep asking him if he's feeling well or if he's coming down with something!)
3) He opens the door for you and you think it's a trick! He's true intention is to actually get you smashed between the door jamb....! Of course you rush in and he wonders where the fires at
4) He gives you he's arm and you think he's trying to elbow you!
5) He walks you to the door and doesn't try and get more than a kiss goodnight, or ask for a chocolate chocolate chip to go with he's coffee
6) He's eyes wonder yes, but not to the point of acute whiplash (after all he's a guy, granted...)
7) And this is the most imortant differentiating characteristic if I ever heard of one; when he says he'll call you tonight, it's not the same night 3 decades from that date!!!!!
8) Last but not least, there is no such word as later in he's vocabulary!
I dare any one of you to find what time later is, I don't care if it's zulu time, 24 hour clock, whatever you show me later!!!!( the person who created that word probably met Santa!!!!)
posted by Stunuh Jay at 2:10 PM
12 Comments:
1.whats wrong wit splittin the bill?
2.Sweetie with my allergies u had better darn well know that Kenya Cinema followed by Sarit and Nu Metro in Village are as cold as hell..u had better carry u -heck me- a blanket
3.that sounds like an idea!hee hee hee
4.hee hee hee
5.or offer to fertilised eggs in the morning
6.ati nini
7.atleast he calls right?
8.ok this was fun catch u later
@nick there is nothing wrong with splitting the bill!
What do you mean by another male species from Mars perhaps?
Most of the ones we have here will score 5/8 but fail absolutely in the last one.
Later means after the present time in the time zone we are both at.
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I'll post a reply later..perhaps? ..ha ha ha
@Nicky, The next girl that even get's one whiff of you should pull a Ndereba, and keep running!
@prousette...at what hour does later occur?
@ Msanii...man your SHU credits are being deducted, especially since he's pulling a l8r on he's performance in the UK!
this was too funny stunuh! You kill me! I know people will club me for this one, but i have to ask...was this species a kenyan? If so, girl buy a lottery ticket.
Is this what we gentlemen have reduced our standing in ladies eyes to?
*shaking head*
@afro
gai, that's a low one ;) Deserved, but low anyways ;)
woi.. you've been talking to all the wrong men i tell you! ;-)
NB: you've been tagged!! hehe!
@Afro; I don't kiss and tell ;)
@ Milo; definiltey you jamaa's need to perform damage control, stat.
@ S!; why you dirty.........(language not allowed on my blog)
First time here. Cant believe I have been missing out on all this fun. Nice posts; Great blog. Will visit daily from now on.
P.s - Thanx for passing by.
Blue
@ Blue. that's cool, thanks for stopping by, mi blog e su blog...well to an extent ;)
seems my dear that you have been rolling with some total kubaffs.Anyway it is hard to get brain,brawn and finesse in one package.Let me not even add cash to this equation.
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