Just runting

Today I called my long lost buddy....Nicky! I must say it was very nice to hear you... that delicious timbre of your voice hasn't changed....which is a good thing. Not to mention you're still a very very bad influence on a good girl like I am! wink, wink, nudge! nudge! OK nuf said I still have to talk to you and I'd prefer to do it when you're head isn't swollen! the other head, the one above your shoulders!
Well other than that I'm trying not to kill my computer by actually borrowing the axe by the fire escape...now wait a minute! Now that I think about it, there is an axe by the fire escape. I've watched enough horror movies to know that the minute that axe is no longer where it used to be ...Houston we gotta problem! The floor I live on is a chick floor sooner or later some guy is going to piss he's girlfreind off...normal everyday occurrenct....the only abnormality will be her inability to handle her anger thus running around hacking people into little peices as they run down the stairs from the false fire alarm that she set... and yes I watch way to many horror movies from my own good. But to be on the safe side I'll go have a word with management and see if the axe could be replaced with maybe a bucket of sand?

And this is why we perform the Heisman manouver!

GRRRRR
OK. I get the call to reschedule the date to Saturday same time same place....something came up and he can't avoid it. What exactly that something is, I have no idea and at this point it really doesn't make a difference because I'm miffed at the whole idea of putting off this stressful event. The neanderthal that actually thought that dating would be a great way of meeting future mates should be thoroughly clubbed!
He better be thinking of a way to make it up to me!

yah know, just when you think it couldn't get any techier

Heard over the radio this weekend:They were talking about electronic device voices. This company that specializes in making talking electronic devices for the seeing impaired. One day they get a call from this client and she said her electronic tape measure was threatening to self destruct in 5 seconds! And the poor woman was terrified.Of course they thought it was proposterous until they went and asked the engineers, and one of them (after having watched mission impossible) had recorded the phrase and forgotten to delete it!
Now that cracked me up royally.
But on a funnier note, when the American microwave says Higher power the german translation was the term used during the second world war which says... fullspeed ahead, But the German customers were perturbed because they didn't understand what the microwave should be doing since it wasn't going anywhere!

And then.....

I have a date this Friday and I don't know what to cook. I don't know what's going to happen so
of course the control freak in me is having a pronounced panic attack, quite acute if I may say
so.So this is the guy that I went to the movies with...yes after the 'later' guy was told later...right so the movie date with Mr. t was great.. the movie was not so great. But we had a wonderful time, laughed all the way home... best date I've ever had (and I've had not so many so that's not going on much is it?) And he walked me home, which by the way is a half hour walk... from the Uni but from the movie center it's quite a trek... A very fun trek that evening.But he dissappeared... I mean after that the guy just dissappeared. I mean no e-mail not texts,
no phoning... no nada! Then he appears a week after that when I've finally relegated him to the
bayous of live and let live... do not harm and every other catholic rule I could pull up to keep
him alive and unbobbitted! and he says ...'sorry' that's it no grand stand no ticker tape
parade... just sorry! I would have really liked some ticker tape parade.But my Mom would have
been so proud of me! My manners were impecable, I was so charming that he didn't know if he was coming or going, by all counts I should have read him the riot act :-) How's that for toying with someone!So well he put on a good show I know I should have kicked him and kept him at arms lenght but I'm a sucker for lovely brown eyes, that seem to peep from the longest lashes I've ever seen. With his eyes open he's lashes still touch each other!He's taken me to lunch nearly every other day.So this Friday I'm going to have dinner with him, and I'm supposed to be the one cooking, as to what I'm supposed to be cooking I have not a clue, I just hope it's edible. As for playing 'hide-the salami' ain't gonna happen.Any ideas.... I'd appreciate it. Thanks

well watcha know?

I can't believe it but Sammy Davis Jr, sung country Music. once I get over this fact I'll blog some more

mhm.

How annoying, one minute he blows hot, the next he blows cold. oNe minute he's flirting like he's being paid, and then the next minute he's asking about some other female.
So that being said I am sooo keeping my distancve from him (and her)! It's too totally out there for my understanding.

OK! this is just a tad bit childish....

So I'm not allowed to call when you're at work or when you're visiting with your relatives (including those that soon reside in the toilet bowl) However!!!! (and may I revel in the word, HOWEVER, because of a midget boss who exists out there, that cannot possible stand that word....that's for you Ron Bones!) where was I? Right, However, I am to awoken in the middle of the night, more like the unflattering wee hours of the morning, and expected to have a conversation with you because, you just got home. The world is not flat! There is a five hour difference between the cities we reside in!
For f*cksake!
And when I can't take your call you go into a corner and sulk? Refusing to pick up the phone...what are you ? My kid?!!!!

OUCH

Today was the graduation luncheon for our undergrads, I can't believe that i stood from 10.00am to 4.00pm! I just counted how much time I spent sitting down, not much.
My feet want nothing to do with me!OWWWWWWAAH! In fact I think they're trying to dissert me! :o(
But the day was lovely, it didn't rain and it was great fun, everything came together very well....Hip Hip Hooray for the one and only G.

I'm a high maintenance chick!

After hearing that the picture of a poodle popped into my head, high maintenance, huh? And he was probably right, I do need a lot of attention, but really, there was no need to add the part about only being able to go out with a geriatric in a wheel chair, who would have all the time to spare on me , when not thinking of their impending death!
The little maggot.
Well it would explain why I didn't get the 2nd date, but I could have done without the clarity...thank you very much...not.

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You've been warned:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I feel a little better now.I don't think I was created for dating it's for people who have patience....I apparently have none whatsoever.